Dream Conversation Pals : wake up vinsamp... wake up... its time for your dream...
Me: huh.. oh yeah.. i had that beef didnt i.. but who are you guys.. what happened to the cross-dressing richard nixon and the voltaire quoting marilyn monroe ??
D.C.P : well today you actually had real beef at that joint.. so you get us
M: so who are you guys.. looks like tonight its a technicolour dream huh
D.C.P: I am Prophet Mohammed.. and the man next to me is Lord Krishna
M: I am James Bond
Note:- Reader(s) from here on i will not be typing D.C.P or M so hope you guys understand without it... and if you dont.. well you are not missing anything
yeah right vinsamp... we know who you are.. and james bond has six pack abs not six flat tyres..
oh is that the only difference between james and me.. thats not so bad..
ok vinsamp is that all you have to discuss with us
well what the hell do you think.. that i keep a list of questions ready in case i get to meet prophet Mohammed and lord Krishna.. hey prophet.. how come you are... you know a person.. isn’t that like not right
first of all vinsamp.. this is the Danish cartoon version of me.. that’s why i am so colourful and i have this Chinese accent.... and secondly please don’t call me prophet all the time.. i wanna be a part of the 21st century.. so please call me Pro-Mo.. you got that dude..
Pro-Mo ??? ok.. so what do you wanna be called lordakrish ??
no..no.. just stick to Krish.. i am the ISKCON version you know.. so i am truly international...
Pro-Mo and Krish.. thats cool... so Pro-Mo.. first question to you.. whats with this no personification nonsense huh
well vinsamp.. you see i thought it best that the people should not bow down to one person or thing... they should not be slaves so to speak.. i wanted them to be true to themselves not to some idol...
and besides as you can see vin... the man is bloody ugly
hey krishna, you aint that great looking yourself.. blacky
ok ok hold it.. listen this is my dream.. and i am the only one who gets to throw insults here.. alright... Pro-Mo.. .there are a few things i have a prob with.. first is this thing about men getting to marry as many women
hey hey vinsamp hold on a minute.. i never made that man-marry-many rule.. that was made by some others during the crusades.. the reason was that as many of my followers were dying in the wars... the wise men thought that the only way to ensure that Islam would continue to exist was to let the men marry many women so even if they die in the war.. atleast they will have many offsprings back in Arabia...
ok fine Pro-Mo.. fine.. the law change seems ok then.. but why is it continuing now.. please dont give me jehadi as a reason.. now there is no crusades and there are abundant muslims so why cant the law be removed... isnt it anti women.. atleast one thing about hinduism is that there is no such laws
yeah in hinduism case one woman got to marry five men... check out Draupadi.. thats true equality for women
please shut up Krish.. out of those five men.. two thought of her as an elder sister... one used to discuss military strategies with her when she was pregnant... the fourth gambled her away.. and the fifth was a violent glutton.. and this whole nonsense happened because she was mistaken for a thing and was asked to be split five ways... please keep quite and smoke on your ISKCON dope for sometime.. now Pro-Mo even otherwise.. there are some really tough rules for women.. like the triple talaaq rule for instance
you think it should have been made five talaaqs instead
NO I THINK IT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE AND IF IT SHOULD BE THERE THE CHOICE SHOULD BE GIVEN TO THE WOMEN ALSO
oh ok.. well.. well..
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