UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF COKE AND L.S.D

So Man came first right, and then he discovered God right, and then...and then ???

Well and then came religion.. ya well some individual or a group of individuals would have had issues with what the other was saying so they would have started a new religion right.... and then ??

And then..you know what i was thinking... they are all similar...remarkably similar... lets just take India alone... now we have Hinduism, Christianity and Islam as the three major religions....now in Hinduism we have the kshatriyas, the shudras, the brahmins etc.. and within the brahmins we have the kashmiri pandits, the bengali brahmins who eat fish, the mahrastrian brahmins, the tamil brahmins etc.... and then within the tamil brahmins we have the iyers and the iyengars...and within the iyengars we have the thengalae and the vadakalae etc. And then we have the nairs, the naidus, the shettys, the chettiars, the reddys, the prabhus, the menons, the nayyars etc.etc.
And the Christians..we have the Catholics and the Protestants..and when we delve deeply we have the C.S.I, the jacobites, the pentecoast, the syrian christians etc.

And the Muslims.. we have the Shias and the Sunnis...who further become the Dawoodi Bohras, the Rabbais etc...

So what you trying to say..that there are many castes ?

No dude..that everything is fraught with divisions..we get a kick out of dividing amongst ourselves..there is great rush towards becoming exclusive in the inclusiveness

Huh....

But you know something else...its great that there is the divisions.. its such plurality that has given us most of our cultural greatness...the taj mahal, the temples of tamil nadu, malaika arora..

You know what i find even more funny..

What ?

Well, the fact that we all came out..or rather..we all came into this world naked !!! and we all fart the same way... Its really humbling when you think that even James Bond, or The Queen of England or Penelope Cruz or Aishwarya Rai or Osama Bin Laden or the Pope or The Prophet or Sania Mirza, Malaika Arora, Jackie Chan, Vladimir Putin, Rupert Murdoch, Bill Gates...they all have to shit and they all would have farted just like me..just like us

Dude !!! Now that, Really is something..pass me another joint...