Ga ga, goo goo, aaah peee, da da...
Amma..
I want my lollipop. Give me back the G.I. Joe. I hate school. I dont want to go to school..
Poda, You can play only if your bring a bat. I have better shoes than you. Hey you put kusu.. ( kusu = fart )
Girls are stupid. They are idiotic. They are snobs. They are pig headed. She is fat and ugly..
Woah, girls are too good da. She is sexy na. what a figure she has da. Talk about curves being dangerous. Machan, did you fart ?
F**K da. 12th is bloody tough. Why do the teachers need to screw our happiness like this. Can't wait to get out of school and join college.
I hate college. School was too good. Cha the lecturers are horrible, classmates are sad..
Ha lets bunk that stupid class da, its a bloody useless subject, lets go catch a movie dude, 10 Rupee ticket at Studio 5, ok..
Let's get some beer and some smokes da.. some porn and we got a party on.
Damn da. Can't come with you guys. Need to go out with my girl, she wants me to come with her to choose dresses. Shall surely come next time da.
Dude, what are we going to do da ? College is going to end. We need to get jobs da. Need to pay off the bank loans na.
Ha, got placed dude. Wonder where we will be 5 years from now. Gonna miss college da
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Hell, work sucks da. Bloody tiring. Planning to start my own business soon. You getting married. Wow, thats great da. My parents are fine da.
Hell, work sucks da. Bloody tiring. Planning to start my own business soon. You getting married. Wow, thats great da. My parents are fine da.
Business is fine da. My wife's fine, and the baby is doing great. How is your wife and son doing ?
It was bloody close. Got my first attack. Doc says i need to quit smoking and the drink. Yep, I guess i have joined your club. Doctor says its the stress. He told me to try and reduce the tension. I told him i need to drink and smoke for that. He asked me to read more books instead. My daughter is doing fine. Going to leave college soon. How are your sons doing ? Hey how much did your angioplasty cost ?
I have become a grandfather. Can you believe it ?
Bye, I am going to miss you. Hope i shall join you in heaven soon..
So this is what heaven looks like huh.
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