Ever so often i find the English vocabulary inadequate.. so here's my attempt to fill up the void.
1. Nes - a word that is used to say yes when you really want to say No !!! Useful in answering questions like - So you agree with me ? Isn't she lovely ? Do you like it ?
2. Yno (pronounced - yino)- a word used to say no when you really want to say Yes !!! Useful in answering questions like - Am i fat ? Did you drink ?
3. Seabowing - a verb that is used to describe the action of jostling with elbows, for the common armrest, with the person sitting next to you in theatres and buses etc.
4. Seabower - someone who is sitting next to you and jostles for the common armrest with elbow.
5. Hair-plucker - a person who causes you to feel the same emotion that you get when a single hair is plucked from a sensitive part of your body... cannot, i repeat, CANNOT be used with person who work in salons or beauty parlours...for eg, it can be used with bus conductors who force you to get off the bus as he does not have change for a ten rupee note when you urgently need to get to college to write a test, there is a bus conductor in route 23 C who is a real hair-plucker.
6. Extrahair-plucker - a person who works in a salon or a beauty parlour who causes you to feel the same emotion that you get when a single hair is plucked from a sensitive part of your body.
7. Nessie - illusion of a super sexy and hot babe that you imagine your ugly girlfriend to be. (origin from the Lochness Monster)
8. Abo - illusion of a super sexy and hot hunk that you imagine your fat boyfriend to be. (origin from the Abominable Snowman)
9. Deja who - when you think or dream of something and it happens later on but its not fully same.. eg, you dream of getting a blind date with Gisele Bundchen..and the next day you actually go on a blind date and everthing happens the same way as the dream but a woman with a mousch and bad teeth comes and joins you.
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