20:37 Hrs - What’s in a name? @ IIM-B campus
V: We have to call the car something, like a term of endearment
P: Champa...
V: Come on! Some nice girly name...
L: What are you guys talking about?
V: Giving some nice name to the car man
L: Which Car?
P: (in an orgasmic tone) Champaaaaahhh
V: No no... hmmm... ok how about Choi... the registration number is CH-01... kinda reads like Choi na!
P: Choi... sounds Chinese! Wokay with me!
L: You guys are serious about this aren’t you!
21:15 Hrs – When do I get to drive? @ Hosur Road
V: Hey P., when do I get to drive?
P: When you reach home and get to sleep and start dreaming.
V: Hey come on, you can’t be driving the whole journey!
P: Watch me!
L: (grins wide)
22:37 Hrs – Nice Cuppa! @A2B 17 Kms from Hosur
P: That’s some nice coffee I say! Let me buy myself one!
V: (angry with P. for drinking half of his) hmmm, ya I know!
P: (comes back in shock) Shit man, the Coffee costs 20 bucks! Crazy!
L: (grins wide)
00:07 Hrs – Chicken Run @ some toll gate after Krishnagiri on Blr-Chn Highway
P: Look at all those chickens on that truck, man!
L: They know they are going to get killed!
V: Naaa! They don’t have that sense right!
L: Whats there to have sense! They just see one being taken and killed. Its not that hard to figure out that you are going to be next soon.
P: (in an orgasmic tone) have you seen how they are killed?
V: Ya I have and I dont see what the big deal is!
P: It’s not right! There should be a more humane way to it!
L: A more humane way to kill?!?
00:10 Hrs – License to Drive @ some place 3 mins after some toll gate after Krishnagiri on Blr-Chn Highway
P: Ok V., Lets see how u drive now!
V: Ah! Finally!
L: You sure you wanna do this P. ;)
P: Hmmm. Ya, I want to analyse his driving.
V: Analyse, it seems! Ready to go! Start Music!
P: Wear your seat belts!
L: Here we go!
00:15 Hrs – Crash Boom Bang! @ some bridge 5 mins after some place 3 mins after some toll gate after Krishnagiri on Blr-Chn Highway
P: Stop! Brake!
L: Brake!
V: (silence) (braking) (praying)
P: Brake!
CRASH!
L: Shit! That stupid chicken truck!
P: Shit!
V: (silence)
P: I better drive V.
V: Let me just get off this bridge!
01:08 Hrs – Divorce speed & stay married! @ some place on Blr-Chn highway
V: It’s real annoying to see these stupid safety road signs after a crash!
P: Ha ha ha. Dont worry V.! Shit happens!
V: So whats you analysis on my driving P.
P: You drove too fast without knowing how much brakes the car would do! You were going faster than me!
L: Ya but that Chicken Truck could have cut in even when you were going at 100, P. It’s just a question of bad timing for V. I think!
02:45 Hrs – Waste of Parking Space @ V’s home in Chennai
V Mom: (in ok Malayalam) Go bring the car and park it inside! Why have u parked it so far away! Lots of looting going on around this area!
V: (in terrible Malayalam) na... thats ok Amma. I am sure that apartment's watchman will take care of the car.
P: (in Guntur Telugu) Silence... Namaste!
V Mom: (in English) you really should bring the car in. I think its very unsafe outside
V: not to worry amma! Am sure it will be safe. Lets go sleep!
V Mom: Hmmm. Good Night (sniles)
V Dad: Good night
V: Good night
P: er... Good Night!
08:30 Hrs – No Beach! @ V’s home in Chennai
V: Hey P. Wake up man! Its 8:30 we have to be there by 10. Wake Up!
P: Weren't we supposed to go to the beach at 7?
V: We were but as you can see we overslept! so just get up and get ready quick! We can't end up missing G's engagement after all the shit we have gone through! We have to pick up L. from his uncle's place as well!
P: Wokay wokay! Done!
10:00-12:00 Hrs – They are singing a duet @ G's engagment venue, Hotel Matsya, T.Nagar
P: Is this the place?
L: It looks like it!
V: Am sure it is! check the names!
P: Aah there he is!
L: What are they upto? I guess the engagement is over!
V: I think they are about to sing!
P: Thats what they do in an engagement?!?
V: How does it matter? Lets just wait for the food, eat and leave!
V,P,L: (in chorus) Hey Congrats G. Thanks and great food man!
G: Thanks for coming guys! Do drive back safely!
V: Hey P., we should send G. the bill u know!
13:30 Hrs – There goes P's record @ Bangalore highway, Sriperumbudur
CRASH!
P: Where did that truck come from?
V: (smiling)
P: Shit, how did I not see that?
V: (smiling) I am kinda relieved now Papi!
P: F#@$*R
Are you a virgin? Aren't you disappointed with all the Marks/CG Race? Didn't you think IITians would be smarter/more intelligent? Whats your ultimate aim in life? Do you want to have coffee? Lets get some tea! What is the best way to evaluate an MBA student? Lets take the elevated highway!
17:00 Hrs – Choi gets a heart attack @ Silk Board
P: Oye, what happened to the car man?
V: Huh?
P: Its not starting, push it to the side of the road and lets call the service!
V: you think they will come on a sunday?
P: They better!
Service came on a Sunday!
19:30 Hrs - Returned to IIMB campus!
